After the shopping frenzy there is the shipping frenzy. So much so that my local package and shipping store has a special schedule and they made this big poster/calendar to put in the window.
Somehow this really struck me as interesting, funny, and sensible all at one time, and so I’m passing on the experience to you!
I can tell you that by the end of the day there is such a big pile of boxes on the sidewalk outside the store to be picked up that they obscure the poster. By that point anyone who needs the store’s services may be past the point of consulting a poster but will instead just rattle the handle of the door.